New Vaccum Salesman
Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 14th, 2009 | Filed under: Funny Sms, Sms Text Jokes
A new Vaccum Salesman Knocked a Door.
A tall lady answered it.
Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on to the carpet.
Salesman: “Madam, if i could not clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i will EAT all the SHIT!”
Lady: Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that ?
Salesman: Why Madam ?
Lady: “Because there is no electricity in the house”
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