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Medical Checkup Funny Naughty Sms

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jul 9th, 2009 | Filed under: Funny Sms, Naughty Sms

Girl Goes To Doctor With Her Mom
Girl: Medical Checkup Karwana Hai
Doctor: Saarey Kapray Utar Kar Pardey Kay Peechey Lait Jao
Girl: Mera Nahin, Mom Ka
Doctor: Acha Maa G Zuban Dekhain


Saying Of Hazrat Ali (R.A.)

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jul 7th, 2009 | Filed under: Islamic Sms

Agar Kisi Ko Yeh Gharoor Ho Kay Woh Tum Se Jitni Martaba Naraz Ho Tu Tum Usey Mana Lo Gay Tu Behtar Hai Kay Tum Us Ka Yeh Gharoor Tootnay Na Do”


Condom Complains

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jul 4th, 2009 | Filed under: Funny Sms

A man was travelling With 10 Childrens In The Train
A Lady Asked: Are They Your Childrens
Man Replied: No Madam I am The Owner Of A Condom Factory
These Are all Complains


Zama Jara Ao

Written by Hina on Jun 27th, 2009 | Filed under: Pashto Sms

Zama Jara Ao
Faryadona Deir De

Pe Makh Me Okhe Baranoona Deir De
Marg Pa Zawanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale

Zama Nimgari Armanoona Deir De


If I Would Know

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 25th, 2009 | Filed under: Love Sms

If I Would Know That I Am Gonna Die Tomorrow
I will Spend 23 Hours With You
and
If You Wonder What About The Last Hour..
In That I Will Find Someone Who Can Take Care Of You…
Love You Always…
Miss You…


Moon Is Upset

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 24th, 2009 | Filed under: Good Morning Sms

Moon Is Upset
Because
Moon Is Missing You
and
Sun Is Wishing You A
Bright and Sunny Morning
Have A Nice Day


Jeenay Kay Lye Dard Ka Samaan Bhut Hai

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 23rd, 2009 | Filed under: Shayari Sms

Jeenay Kay Lye Dard Ka Samaan Bhut Hai
Khuch Roz Se Dil Apna Pareshan Bhut Hai
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Larki Nahaney Gai

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 22nd, 2009 | Filed under: Funny Sms, Naughty Sms, Sms Text Jokes

Larki Nahaney Gai
Kapray Utarey
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya Postman
Kapray Pehn Kay Letter Lya
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Kya Tum Bhi ?

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 21st, 2009 | Filed under: Love Sms, Shayari Sms, Sms

Kya Tum Bhi ?
Sham Ki Dhehleez Pe Aas Kay Deep Jalatay Ho ?
Aur Kisi Awara Patte Ki Aahat Par
Darwazay Ki Taraf Bhage Jatay Ho ?
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Lovely Roses And lovely You

Written by Amber Ali Khan The Great on Jun 19th, 2009 | Filed under: Friendship Sms

Lovely Roses And Lovely You
And Lovely Are the Things You Do

But The Loveliest Is The Friendship Of The Two
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