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Larki Nahaney Gai

Amber Ali Khan The Great — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:02:53 +0000

Larki Nahaney Gai
Kapray Utarey
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya Postman
Kapray Pehn Kay Letter Lya

Phir Kapray Utarey aur Nahaney Gai
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya
Dhoobi
Kapray Pehn Kar Dhoobi Se Hisab Kya

Phir Kapray Utarey nahaney gai
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya
Papu (Parosan Ka Beta Jo Andha hai)

Larki nay Socha Kya Farak Parta Hai Kapray Nahin Pehanti
Aisey He Chali Gai
Darwaza Khola
Papu nay Mithai Di
Boli Kis Khushi Main ?

Papu: Meri Aankhain Theek Ho Gai

New Vaccum Salesman

Amber Ali Khan The Great — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:42:22 +0000

A new Vaccum Salesman Knocked a Door.
A tall lady answered it.
Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on to the carpet.
Salesman: “Madam, if i could not clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i will EAT all the SHIT!”

Lady: Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that ?
Salesman: Why Madam ?
Lady: “Because there is no electricity in the house”
MORAL: Gather All Resources Before Working On Any Project.

You Are A B C D

Amber Ali Khan The Great — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:24:05 +0000

You are…
A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear

E-F-G

Excillent
Funny
Gorgeous

H-I-J

Hello,
I Am
Joking!