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Funny Sms: Mazak Main Ganjay Ho Gaye

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:21:13 +0000

Yunhi Mazak Mazak Main Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz
Najanay Kon Hamarey Shampoo Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya

Medical Checkup Funny Naughty Sms

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:33:30 +0000

Girl Goes To Doctor With Her Mom
Girl: Medical Checkup Karwana Hai
Doctor: Saarey Kapray Utar Kar Pardey Kay Peechey Lait Jao
Girl: Mera Nahin, Mom Ka
Doctor: Acha Maa G Zuban Dekhain

Condom Complains

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:58:10 +0000

A man was travelling With 10 Childrens In The Train
A Lady Asked: Are They Your Childrens
Man Replied: No Madam I am The Owner Of A Condom Factory
These Are all Complains

Larki Nahaney Gai

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:02:53 +0000

Larki Nahaney Gai
Kapray Utarey
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya Postman
Kapray Pehn Kay Letter Lya

Phir Kapray Utarey aur Nahaney Gai
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya
Dhoobi
Kapray Pehn Kar Dhoobi Se Hisab Kya

Phir Kapray Utarey nahaney gai
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya
Papu (Parosan Ka Beta Jo Andha hai)

Larki nay Socha Kya Farak Parta Hai Kapray Nahin Pehanti
Aisey He Chali Gai
Darwaza Khola
Papu nay Mithai Di
Boli Kis Khushi Main ?

Papu: Meri Aankhain Theek Ho Gai

New Vaccum Salesman

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:42:22 +0000

A new Vaccum Salesman Knocked a Door.
A tall lady answered it.
Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on to the carpet.
Salesman: “Madam, if i could not clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i will EAT all the SHIT!”

Lady: Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that ?
Salesman: Why Madam ?
Lady: “Because there is no electricity in the house”
MORAL: Gather All Resources Before Working On Any Project.

You Are A B C D

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:24:05 +0000

You are…
A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear

E-F-G

Excillent
Funny
Gorgeous

H-I-J

Hello,
I Am
Joking!

Tuttay Dil Nal Pyar Karain Gi

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:16:24 +0000

Sardar to a girl: Tootay Dil Nal Pyar Karain Gi ya Dil Tootan Tak Pyar Karain Gi
Girl: Tooti Jooti Nal Mar Khain Ga Ya Jooti Tootan Tak Mar Khain Ga

Funny Tension Sms Text

Malik Shahbaz Labar — Sun, 03 May 2009 05:58:25 +0000

Larki Ne Aap Sey Lift Mangi
Rastay Main Us Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
Aap Hospital Lay Gaye
Doctor Bola: Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho
Aap Ko Tension
Aap Boley: Main Is Ka Baap Nahin
Phir Larki Sey Poocha
Larki Boli: Yehi Is Ka Baap Hai
Aap Ko Aur Tension
Phir Police aayi
Aap ka Medical Checkup Howa

Report aayi kay Aap Kabhi Baap Nahin Ban Saktay
Aap Nay Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kiya
Or Khushi Khushi Bahar Aa Gaye
Or Phir Socha
.
.
.
Ghar Pe jo 4 bachey hain woh kis kay hain

Aap Ko Phir Tension