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Yunhi Mazak Mazak Main Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz
Najanay Kon Hamarey Shampoo Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya

Girl Goes To Doctor With Her Mom
Girl: Medical Checkup Karwana Hai
Doctor: Saarey Kapray Utar Kar Pardey Kay Peechey Lait Jao
Girl: Mera Nahin, Mom Ka
Doctor: Acha Maa G Zuban Dekhain

A man was travelling With 10 Childrens In The Train
A Lady Asked: Are They Your Childrens
Man Replied: No Madam I am The Owner Of A Condom Factory
These Are all Complains

Larki Nahaney Gai
Kapray Utarey
Darwaza Baja
Boli Kon ?

Jawab Aya Postman
Kapray Pehn Kay Letter Lya
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A new Vaccum Salesman Knocked a Door.
A tall lady answered it.
Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on to the carpet.
Salesman: “Madam, if i could not clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i will EAT all the SHIT!”
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You are…
A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear

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Sardar to a girl: Tootay Dil Nal Pyar Karain Gi ya Dil Tootan Tak Pyar Karain Gi
Girl: Tooti Jooti Nal Mar Khain Ga Ya Jooti Tootan Tak Mar Khain Ga

Larki Ne Aap Sey Lift Mangi
Rastay Main Us Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
Aap Hospital Lay Gaye
Doctor Bola: Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho
Aap Ko Tension
Aap Boley: Main Is Ka Baap Nahin
Phir Larki Sey Poocha
Larki Boli: Yehi Is Ka Baap Hai
Aap Ko Aur Tension
Phir Police aayi
Aap ka Medical Checkup Howa
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